front butt

How a 15 year old girl refers to her genitals when they are trying not to be vulgar.

He asked me to show him my front butt but I did not.

by Hogan Torah October 17, 2020

Front passenger seat

This seat is with occupied by a parent or eldest child in the car. You should always stand you ground if a younger sibling takes the front seat.

The oldest child Juan gets the front passenger seat.

by The real Kim Jong Un October 14, 2021

Frongled

When you get so high it turn you stupid

Man was absolutely frongled

by High getter March 17, 2022

fronthanded insult

A statement or question that is phrased, pronounced, or contextualized as if it is an insult, when it is actually a compliment or delivering a positive message; the opposite of a "backhanded compliment".

"You're aesthetically obese."
"That's quite the fronthanded insult."

by palabraplug July 12, 2023

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.

Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.

by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

Chinese front

When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.

Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..

As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.

The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.

Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!

by Slammer111 January 4, 2014