FLorida Moon

this is when you tuck ur penise between ur legs and your girl also bends over and u have sex and before u cum u pull out and cum on here anus like a glazed donute

me and your sister made a florida moon last nite

by tally wildman May 8, 2009

University of Florida

A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.

"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"

by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015

florida firecracker

When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

by b h January 2, 2009

Jacksonville, Florida

The breeding grounds of Marching Band people. They migrate there between december and January, and then everythinggg happens.

I went up to a band bus in Jacksonville, Florida and some crazy shit was happening there, mann.

by birdsarecwazy12321 April 27, 2010

Florida boy

A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in

look at that fat loser Dylan he's such a Florida boy

by fingersishappy October 23, 2022

florida steam pipe

When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.

The Florida Steam pipe

Rob told me that he and JImmy love to give each other Florida Steam Pipes!!

by Rexlba July 6, 2019

crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018