Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

Spatula feet

The sound your dog makes with its long nails walking on tile, or some hard flooring.

Kaluha, please stop walking around with your spatula feet,I’m trying to sleep!

by Sirhubert December 13, 2019

Pregnant feet

Prison slang for a male showering with no footwear on, exposing himself to the masturbatory loads left behind from prior inmates.

I told the new inmate that he better wear flip flops in the shower to avoid getting pregnant feet, since everyone jerks off in there.

by Throtul December 17, 2019

Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.

Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.

by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019

father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

by nolandc September 26, 2019

retarded in the feet

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

by Albertian January 6, 2018

feet fox

(Noun) A low key term for fake people. People who sneak around behind your back talking trash with no loyalty.

Yo, that bitch is a straight up feet fox. Talking trash about her "best friend" behind her back.

by Nerfherdher October 10, 2017