National Kick A JoJo Fan Day

May 25th, a day worldwide to kick fans of the popular anime created by Hirohiko Araki, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Kick them. Kick them all.

"Bro look, there's a JoJo fan."
"Go kick him, dude. Today is National Kick A JoJo Fan Day."

by iboxcyborgs May 23, 2022

bloomer fan

the hardcore can-can pantyfan. They like to show off the extent of their fanness, and exist to be seen by who they fan after and also other fans. They are often showy, decorative, and ubiquitous.

"I'm such a bloomer fan for Imogen Heap that I made this sparkly t-shirt with her face on it and am going to wear it while chained to her mailbox so all the press comes to cover my hunger strike and in so doing promote Immi because I am her number one fan!" said the bloomer fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

Half-Blood Fan

Someone who think they're a Harry Potter fan even though they haven't read any of the books.

Pureblood: Have you read the books?
Half-blood: Why bother when they just make them into movies? How different can they be?
Pureblood: Get away from me, Half-Blood fans.. pfft.

by MissMalfoy July 19, 2009

Every Toilet, Every Ceiling Fan.

The phrase you use when you have to do an extensive amount of work, that is ultimately pointless.

John: What do we have to do in Language Arts tonight?
Isaac: Every toilet, every ceiling fan.

by Tearoze December 28, 2015

Fair Weather Fan

A fan of a sports team who only shows support when the team is doing well. During hard times they usually bandwagon other teams. They basically have no real loyalty to the team, but still manage to get better seats than you at the game. Strangely they mysteriously vanish at the first sign of trouble.

Fair weather fan: "OMG what a comeback! That was amazing!"

Regular fan: "How would you know? You left right when Favre threw the pick six in the 2nd and if I recall you didn't even start rooting for Green Bay until 2 weeks ago."

Fair weather fan: "... GO PACK!"

(After the playoff game the fair weather fan immediately became a Pats fan and stowed all Packer memorabilia away.)

Fair Weather Fan's creed:
Last to join, first to leave.

by Rappathered January 24, 2008

Va fan?

Commonly used phrase in Sweden when something doesn't work out the way you want it to.

It's pronounced like: Va faan

You are waiting for the bus, but instead of stopping it drives just past you.
- Va fan?!

You find out that you just failed your math test.
- Va fan!

by Flis May 3, 2006

cigarettes after sex fan

usually a hopeless romantic that dreams of having a soulmate and or got hurt by their ex. Seeking comfort and nostalgia of memories they once had from a previous relationship through the lyrics.

Where's Chris?

Oh you know, he's a cigarettes after sex fan so most likely in his room napping to them.

by Mremt June 4, 2022