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The Funnyman Bob Saget

A sexual feat by which a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, simultaneously delivering a joke of such comedic proportions that said ejaculation issues from her nose. Closely related to The John Stamos.
Although Bruce has never yet succeeded in accomplishing the Bob Saget, he's pretty sure pirate jokes are key.
by durchhalten April 24, 2005
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Urban Dictionary is fucking gay for not submitting my word! You guys put so much stupid shit on here, but I write one funny word that happens to have the word "gay" in it and you guys don't use it because you're so politically correct now.
Bill: Remember when Urban Dictionary was cool? Bob: Yeah, but now Urban Dictionary is so fucking gay. They don't accept funny submissions anymore.
by Dildo Jonesey May 8, 2013
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Funnel Face

Those with severe lack of a jaw-line and neck. A condition where the bottom of the face siphons into the body seamlessly.

Typically a pudgy half-man, the more arrogant of the breed try to disguise with a thin (often near invisible) beard line to simulate an actual jaw.
"Did you hear the funnel faced kid died? I heard it was because the centrifugal force of the load he sucked from the teacher was like a semen bullet that blew through the bottom of his stomach."
by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010
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internet funny

Something that isn't funny enough that you would laugh at it in real life, but is funny on the internet because you've just spent 30 minutes looking through inside jokes and other things that are NOT funny. lolling in Real Life is only acceptable for something that is internet funny.
Octocat is only internet funny

Things that are only funny because of someone else's pain are internet funny

4chan is internet funny

lolcats are sometimes real funny, but mostly internet funny

"Dude then I got totally gypped of all my money!"
"LOL!"
"Why are you laughing at my pain?!"
"I'm LOLLING at your pain. You see, its an important distinction."
"Oh OK"
by Robin Dreher April 1, 2008
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Master Funnery Sausage

E-9 in the Marine Corps.
A Master Gunnery Sergeant who has been in so long that he no longer cares. Often refers to himself as 'Master Funz' to confuse boot ass POGs that he calls on the phone.
Master Funnery Sausage Smith didn't feel like working today so he prank called every shop in the unit.
by MLCpl August 6, 2010
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loud = funny

people dont think loud is funny but,
loud = funny
by fawatih March 4, 2021
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