Fortnite

1. The game that 8 year old Minecraft players play because they think it makes them edgy.

2. A free ticket to being a virgin your whole life.

3. The reason I can’t have normal conversations about actually important things with my friends.

1. Bob played Fortnite, therefore he will never bang a girl his whole life.

2. “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE!”

by fortniteisforstupidkids July 20, 2019

Fortnite

The game that people won’t f-ing shut up about!??!?????

Guy: Hey yo you wanna see a movie?
Girl: no you idiotic fortnite virgin

by Greekgeek001 April 10, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite. Fortnite is the most retarded game ever made it makes kids suicidal.

Friend: Fortnite is the best

Me: Dad? Where is the shotgun?

by A urban dicktionary August 31, 2019

Fortnite

Another word for virgin people games

"Shut boy!You have not had sex because you play Fortnite!"

by MemeMakerMario November 7, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite (kahn-surr)

1. The #1 cause of cancer
2. The only thing keeping cringey nine year olds away from minecraft

Person A: Did you here that Jimmy got cancer?
Person B: Rember when he did the floss 2 weeks ago?
Person A: f*cking fortnite

by Beefsmeller27 April 28, 2020

FORTNITE BATTLE ROYAL

Fortnite is a game for tiny little eight year olds. The players of this game are usually racist XBox players varrying ages six to thirty-five. If you play this game your probably a little kid with no friends. You won't shut up about your fake wins to your class mates and everyone knows your lying cause your trash at the game. You probably play this game because you have terrible taste in games or you just don't have enough money to buy an actual game.

FORTNITE BATTLE ROYAL? you mean that garbage game for people bad at video games.

by FaCtSpEaKeR27 May 12, 2020

fortnite addiction

How you lost your girlfriend/wife! Also a game to manipulate 9 year olds to sweat out every day!

Is someone playing 2 much fortnite every day? Well they must have fortnite addiction!

by whythehelldoiexsist June 1, 2020