Flushed the Mouse

Doing something not well, losing having a hard time. I.e. heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show

He went 0 for 4 at the plate last night. He really “flushed the mouse”. They really “flushed the mouse” when they lost by 31 points. He was on his dream date and “flushed the mouse with her by acting like an idiot. No second date for him.

by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

flush queen

Someone who, when using the toilet, flushes over and over, often, each time a turd is passed. Sometimes curteous in public bathroom settings, but often times wasteful of both water and more often than not, toilet paper.

That flush queen in the stall next to me must have used two whole rolls of toilet paper!

by Reynart April 11, 2016

Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.

A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.

by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018

Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet

“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”

by Twgab June 2, 2018

Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023

Flush the Mouse

verb - To botch, bungle, or otherwise screw up in the heat of the moment, often out of a sense of panic.

"Man, our TV satellite signal went down right before kickoff on Sunday, so I freaked out and climbed up on the roof. I ended up knocking the dish off its mount and down two stories onto the diveway - a real flush the mouse situation on that one."

by shibby917 March 27, 2024