YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT

the perfect phrase to yell at your friend after he slips and hits his head in a filthy, waterless pool. Usually preceded by hyena-like laughter.

Person #1: Haha, Rick just hit his head in that empty pool.
Person #2: YOUR FACE GODDAMN IT!!!

by california689 July 30, 2011

Resting Douche Face

Similar to Resting Bitch Face, Resting Douche Face occurs when a mans face looks constantly angry or upset. Even when the man is in a good or decent mood, the look on his face says otherwise. In a complete state of relaxation, this man looks like a total douche, based simply on the expression of his face.

While he might be a decent guy, his Resting Douche Face makes me think otherwise.

by Valma DooDoo May 20, 2015

I don't like your FACE.

Conversational non-sequitur designed to kill an internet discussion stone dead. Always, ALWAYS, FUCKING ALWAYS DAMMIT to be spelt out as above, capitalised final word, full stop and all. Originated in Scotland.

Dave: Scotland Scotland Scotland
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Dave: ...
Splog: I don't like your FACE.

Immanuel Kant: Nature is the existence of things, so far as it is determined according to universal laws. Should nature signify the existence of things in themselves, we could never know it either a priori or a posteriori. Not a priori, for how can we know what belongs to things in themselves, since this never can be done by the dissection of our concepts (in analytical judgments)? We do not want to know what is contained in our concept of a thing (for the concept describes what belongs to its logical being), but what is in the actuality of the thing superadded to our concept, and by what the thing itself is determined in its existence outside the concept. Our understanding, and the conditions on which alone it can connect the determinations of things in their existence, do not prescribe any rule to things themselves; these do not conform to our understanding, but it must conform itself to them; they must therefore be first given us in order to gather these determinations from them, wherefore they would not be known a priori.
Splog: I don't like your FACE.
Immanuel Kant: ...

by Your FACE. July 12, 2008

smoker's face

Having a leathery, wrinkled, and discolored face; usually with a yellowish tint.

This lizard looking dude was drinking coffee with little pursed lines around his mouth-he definitely had smoker's face.

by Victora G. May 10, 2006

face journey

When something causes you to feel so many emotions your face loses the ability to present a single emotion at a time and your face goes on a journey.

I’m so over Tatianna’s face journey whenever she’s safe on the runway.

by ItsNotPersonalJustDrag December 31, 2018

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

got face on

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)

"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"

by Letskiosk January 25, 2014