yellow eyed mullet

poop with corn in it

i just dumped a yellow eyed mullet or poop with corn in it

by herecumdatboi123456789 January 5, 2017

Prick Eyed Cunt

A person with crooked eyes (cock-eyed) that is a total cunt.

That kid on the banjo is a little prick eyed cunt....

by cuntmeisster November 1, 2011

Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Four eyed person

Someone who has glasses

She is a four eyed person.

by AGirlWithFourEyes March 27, 2022

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.

GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE

by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 15, 2009