Brown-eyed Sam

A sexual act where a person takes a shit, doesn't wipe, then has their partner butt-fuck them

"Dude, I heard John in sales and his wife did the Brown-eyed Sam."

by DongDonger42069 May 16, 2023

CROSS EYED FREAK

cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..

cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3

by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022

Four eyed person

Someone who has glasses

She is a four eyed person.

by AGirlWithFourEyes March 27, 2022

bug eyed bitch

a person whos eyes are so big they have x ray vision. you usually say this as an insult if the bug eyed person is being mean. U only give this insult to those who really deserve it.

example: Victoria: U look like a real bug eyed bitch today! ur eyes eyes are so big they look like there gunna fall out
Aidan: oh my god!why would u say that

by Ratworms October 8, 2021

Weird Eyed Mongrel

Like mad eyed moody, but not

You: That dude reminds me of Weird Eyed Mongrel.

Friend: What do you mean?

Yes

by I_don't_know_what_I'm_doing August 5, 2021

one eyed flounder

This wonderful method of rear entry comes from the all powerful Leanne.
She is a master of taking it in the ass, and enjoys this thoroughly.

Hmm, lets say Josh is getting Leanne from behind, and suddenly knocks out one of leannes arms that is supporting her weight. She will then fall to that side, and land on the side of her face, looking like a one eyed flounder.
thank you and good night

by Josh May 4, 2004

One Eyed Pedophile

A pedophile looking for someone or something specific in a child.

GUY 1- DO YOU SEE THAT GUY OVER BY THE ELMENTARY SCHOOL JUST SITTING THERE.

GUY 2- YA, ISN'T HE A CONVICTED CHILD MOLESTER? WHY HAS HE NOT ATTACK ONE OF THOSE KIDS?

GUY 1- HE MUST BE A ONE EYED PEDOPHILE

by catdogmancowfichboiboy April 15, 2009