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Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!
Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?
Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.
Friend: ...Okay then...
Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?
Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.
Friend: ...Okay then...
by NutHouse264 October 6, 2013
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Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,
In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice
He’s the first to die
Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,
He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)
Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,
In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice
He’s the first to die
Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,
He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)
Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
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