Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.

Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"

Dylan by HolaSeñor November 22, 2017

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“Dylan”, a name of Welch origin. It’s a hard name to translate but some historians believe it means “One who has a micro penis”. Others, believe it means “One who has a Mangina”. It is a commonly used name in America for girls, and cats. Boys that are named Dylan usually take it in the Ass.

When my nephew was born and he came out of the womb the doctor couldn’t tell whether it was a guy or a girl...It ended up being a boy he just had a micro penis. So my sister named him Dylan. It’s a very fitting name since he does take in the ass from male Tom cats.

Dylan by CalliNovak6969 September 19, 2018

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a loser who plays fortnite.

man, it’s Dylan

Dylan by kaitlynmills October 11, 2018

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His classmates think he's quiet, shy, and amazingly friendly. He thinks he is nice, smart, and weird. I think he is a great person, sorta quiet, and very awesome.

Dylan is quiet.

Dylan by Where yo hot.........Cheetos May 23, 2019

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