Definitions by HolaSeñor
Dylan
Dylan is probably the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He has an incredibly small penis and the only time he will ever get laid is if he crawls up a chickens ass and waits.
Dude 1: "Is that the new guy called dylan?"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"
Dude 2: "Yea, I think so."
Dude 1: "Run he'll touch us!"