Non-Driver

A Non-Driver is a driver who is scared of the road and/or should not have passed the drivers test .
Examples:
Scared to take a turn,

Driving below speed limit,
Driving wrong way on one way,
Swerving in and out lane.

He just bought that new car and is acting like a non driver .
Somebody get this non driver off the road!
This guy should not have passed the drivers test he is a non-driver.

by Non-Driver November 27, 2016

Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers

The trio of items you need in your car if you want to drive at your very best: Driving gloves, top of the line police radar, and a dashcam.

The driving gloves will reduce the fatigue in your hands while figuratively add 20 mph to your top speed (in your mind)
The police radar is to know when to slow down so you don't get caught by the cops.
And the dash cam is to protect you against any accidents that aren't your fault.

Inspired by the diligent, vigilant, meticulous, sagacious, conscientious, analytical, methodical individual, THE Chiseled Adonis with his Phrase "New York Triple Play Powers" ("I got my timbs, my fitted, my durag, and my wifebeater while I got the New York Triple Play on and find you in shits boy...":

I got the riparo gloves on my hands, the police radar in the front of the dash, and the dash cam near the mirror, and I'm gonna activate my Getaway Driver Triple Play Powers and speed the fuck out of here.

by Fast but Safe Driver October 16, 2019

swift driver

If you see one of these on the road you are advised to get off the roads immediately. 99% of people who drive swifts purchased their license for a hefty fee due to their ignorance on the road

You see the accident on White Collar Crime? Yea boi is always be a Swift driver

by YaMuddaMan May 6, 2021

D1 Robot Driver

Biggest Virgin in all of Montgomery Academy

Hey look it’s Luis the D1 Robot Driver!

by AMOSC:luisjrubio December 3, 2021

jew driver

A 6-point star headed screwdriver. The head is in the shape of the Star of David, which is where it gets its name from.

Hey man, I need a jew driver to get this throttle position sensor off.

by FishKiller443 September 13, 2009

pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

mini driver

A mini driver is a female car driver that is hot

Hey, there's a Mini Driver on your left, check her out- she's hot!

by happy gilmore78 February 10, 2010