She-Driver

A women with severe facial hair who looks like a male bus driver with mutton chops
Sarah Looks like a She-Driver
by Chunkyanger June 28, 2009
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Backseat driver

A computer-illiterate person who tries to yell instructions to someone who is well aware of what should be done. This advice is usually incorrect, misguided, and unwanted; it tends to be a mix of those three. Computer-literate people absolutely despise this behaviour but not the people in particular.
Wilfred: Yeah, all I'm doing is partitioning the hard disk so I can just dual-boot this laptop with Ubuntu.
Robin: Uh, dude. You can't have Windows and something else on their. It's either Windows or it's not.
Wilfred: If you don't stop being such a backseat driver I will throw your laptop out the window. Shut up now.
Robin: more incoherent nonsense here
by The Biggest of Vinnies June 11, 2015
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Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.
You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!
by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019
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Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.
Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!
by Maddriver March 15, 2013
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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 02, 2011
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Crab driver

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.
by docsterx July 02, 2011
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Moon Driver

A drink which has has:

2 Parts Vodka

1 Parts Orange Juice

1/2 gram Moon Rocks
"I wore my drinking suit and my anit-gravity boots...but I was still floating from that Moon Driver...."

"Would you like a drink ?" Ok, Would you like to go to space?"

" I'm higher than a space rover!"
by Gods Of Ballz (ChocTPee) May 03, 2013
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