Dingleberry 

A doo doo chuck that mostly old;elderly people get from not wipin they ass properly

"Im going to check this area for the surgery"

"Eww! Wtf is that a dingleberry!!"

Dingleberry by Rhyrhy12384 April 2, 2017

Dingleberry 

A small, dry glob of feces stuck on a hair coming out of someone's butt.

MOM!!! The dog has another dingleberry!!

Wipe your butt so you don't get dingleberries

Dingleberry by Julezzz8932 September 17, 2017

dingleberry 

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

dingleberry by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

Dingleberry 

A pooy bumhole hair.

I have a very big dingleberry . I should probably have a shower!

Dingleberry by Willbershaw August 25, 2018

Dingleberry 

A small piece of poop (normally pellet-shaped) that hangs out among your butts hairs when you wipe your butt with cheap toilet paper.

If you don't wipe yo ass properly, you'll leave a dingleberry back there!

Dingleberry by Aisac639 December 10, 2018

Dingleberry 

The noun, Dingleberry, is used to describe the faecal matter attached to the hair surrounding and inside the anus.

Emrys made the sofa smell by sitting down with his dingleberry-coated bum

Dingleberry by FlacicdOtter May 20, 2019

Dingleberry sling 

When a pet has diarrhea that gets stuck in their butt hairs, then scoots all over the house or apartment, effectively coating the floor in dingleberries.

The cat’s stomach was completely wrecked ... she did the dingleberry sling all over the downstairs last night.

Dingleberry sling by Possumgirl13 July 28, 2019