Dickered

fucked up, screwed, broken

That piece of machinery is dickered. Can't get it running.

by Urban Mama June 23, 2022

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

dickerprint

Every penis is unique, a dickerprint is the penis version of a fingerprint

We can tell the toilet picture if authentic because there is a penis in shot with an authentic dickerprint

by not_gogos September 12, 2022

Dicktective

A female who researches both the length and girth of local men's dicks for being a potential prospect or partner for life.

Another busy day suckin and measuring cocks;

being head dicktective ain't easy, but somebody's got to do it!

by Wet~N~Wild69 August 12, 2022

Dicker

Verb; to bicker while adding in dick jokes to said argument.

Me and my brother were dickering about whose dick was bigger.

by TYZR April 13, 2023

dickjerk

Fictional. The definition of dickjerk means a person that’s acts like a jerk or another meaning which is a sexual act to masturbate. It also means an annoying person. It means also to do something stupid.

1. Mike: That was the fifth time he acted like a dickjerk.
Fred: yeah, I agree on that one.
2. Harold: Do not ever dickjerk in-front of a person or else!
Ben: I understand! :(
3. Tim: It’s so dickjerk and annoying!
Tom: I understand that.
4: Jack: dickjerk means of course to do dickjerk meaning jackshit.
Tom: Wait, was your name there ago?
Jack: Okay, nevermind that.

by KB_2024 September 9, 2023

Dicktorialship

A narcissistic manager/boss/manager/person who enjoys dictatorship

He’s okay to hang around outside of work setting, however he comes through strong with his commands/demands of dicktorialship at the office

by Squabblefluff October 24, 2023