Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president

Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers

by School is the worst October 24, 2022

Diaper

i know why your here......YOU PERVERT....or your either here cause your not a pervert and just wanna know alot!

an example is "change the diaper"

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Diaper Bag

A dusty, old, Canadian who thinks he can control women.

Old Canadian man, "Hey, get your wife under control." American wife, "fuck off you old diaper bag!"

by Take a shot o jamo January 28, 2017

Diaper hand

When changing a poopy diaper and you get some on your hand. Can happen concurrently with diaper foot.

Uh-oh, looks like daddy got diaper hand!

by Oug777 February 3, 2019

Dirty diaper

In the late 1600's , the Pilgrims from England brought forth a tradition steeped in wealth and glory. Presenting a fellow Pilgrim with a (full) Dirty diaper is a sign of tenderness and respect. In proper tradition , the recipient of said diaper must then reciprocate the gesture buy bringing forth one apple pie.

Miles !!!! Come forth as I should transfer this Dirty diaper and you shall give birth to a apple pie in it's infancy.

by Pro Biotics October 21, 2021

Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler

guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper

by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020