deeraj

That black guy who always steals stuff from you

Stop being like Deeraj and return me my laptop!

by TheArch November 10, 2016

Deer Meat

A girl who is ugly or looks like a duck!!!

Shae thinks she is a 5 star chick but she is a duck or she is deer meat.

by G.Coe JR June 12, 2010

deer

another word for marijuana

Dude 1:Hey dude did you get the deer?

Dude 2:Yeah why?
Dude 1:Cause i'm ready to roast that shit up nigga!
Dude 2:Word nigga!

by Deerman420 January 10, 2010

deer kiss

a sloppy, sweet kiss to the lips involving your tongue between your lips. You have to give just a little lick.

Deer kisses for my honey!

by Scoopzilla June 17, 2004

Daver

Name of a person who communicates with a person called Dave more often than with his girlfriend using more than 3 communication channels.

She: What are you doing honey?
He: Writing to Dave...
She: C'mon, its 2am, you're such a Daver!

by Don Quijotes son March 11, 2011

Deer Lakes

Deer Lakes (queer lakes) is the shittiest school on the planet. Full of thots, bullies, hoes, and bitches, the football team sucks as well as the soccer teams. The teachers dont know how tf to do their jobs and they love rude ass little bitches. Also, the gym teachers are pervs.

Have you ever been to Deer Lakes? No, Ive only been to queer lakes. But I heard the football team sucks.

by SouthsideQueen May 30, 2019

Wounded Deer

A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.

My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.

by NL1981 October 27, 2011