Deckers

1.n. the physically culmination, that harnesses the essence of perfection.

adj. nickname used to describe those deemed by society to be as close to perfection as humanly possible.

v. the act of being perfect

1. wow that guy is pretty damn awesome, id go as far as to say hes a Deckers

by not deckers June 18, 2008

decker

A naive man that falls for lines like I'm pregnant so you have to marry me or I'll kill myself if you dump me.
Once upon a time was a handsome man but allowed his looks and spirit to be sucked away by an ugly pathetic woman that has two or more unplanned pregnancies to keep him in her life.

Look at the poor Decker over there with the stroller.
I feel bad for him man, stuck with an ugly wife, two kids and a crap job.

by Liche September 2, 2010

Daniel Decker

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.

Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?

by The girl Jessica November 23, 2010

upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007

Decker

When a hot slut makes teachers and parents think they are perfect when they are fucking everybody in school.

Man, she just pulled a Decker!

by ikdidikwnighuwgnvgv7hogeiughuehgae987rgh9g3ghuueaighaeurgh3 August 12, 2007

decker

A fat short slob who likes to eat dick. who looks like a girl has man boobs and eats dick all day.

the fat decker

by PedroGA November 18, 2010

Decker

A guess passed off as a fact.

"A Decker"

"Yo dude how many people live in Japan?"

"Oh its 1.5 billion"

"Is that a fact or a Decker?"

~Google How Many people live in Japan~

"Its 126 million..."

by deckerword December 2, 2013