Empty Dress

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches
by July 13, 2022
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Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange February 27, 2014
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Thousand Island dressing

when a man and woman engage in intercourse, while the girl is on her period and the guy ejaculates inside of her.
ashlynn: I want dick so bad but i’m on my period
megan: just do it man, go make some thousand island dressing.
by meganlikesbbc February 21, 2019
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NASA Dress Rehearsal

When sleeping next to your partner and you line up your butthole directly with a partner’s hole and fart. Their reaction let’s you know if the rehearsal was a success and you’re ready to move on to space docking.
I woke up my wife by lining up my butthole to her butthole to perform a NASA Dress Rehearsal before the space docking later in the month. She screamed that she felt the fart deep in her butt. I knew then, my years of preparation made me ready for the Space Dock. T-minus 20 days
by Ice Meow September 25, 2022
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fantastic infant dressing

When you actually care what your child wears, and make it a conscious note not to dress them in obscenely clashing colors or fashion originating from the 1950's.
Jason personifies fantastic infant dressing today. It is clear that his mother took the time to make him look nice.
by Sakura-san January 15, 2009
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freakin’ dressing

wearing a piece of clothing during sex to reduce the electricity from the opposite sex’s body.
The adult actress was freakin’ dressing to last the whole hour.
by Coop Dupe May 25, 2018
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August 5th is national dress up as your bf/gf day so dress up as your romantic partner
It's National dress up as bf/gf day so dress of as your bf or gf
by Yourmomsjuicypussy September 26, 2022
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