dong wipe

a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.

guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?

guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe

by pelican clip board February 9, 2010

shlong dong

what women want.

Brandon: Dude, check out those hot milfs. Adam: Yeah, they totally want our shlong dongs.

by Mr. jerks alot. August 5, 2008

dong breath

After some ho be giving ya head and then ya sniff her breath, thats be what yall smelling

man that ho is such a skank, she always gots the dong breath

by Dave May 13, 2005

hulk dong

the description of the rare plush green Hulk doll that had a green penis sticking out ofits purple shorts

Paul Levesque sleeps with the Hulk Dong every nght

by Rolento January 9, 2004

Dong Hole

The Dong Hole is the small hole on the mans penis or Dong!
This is a insulting term given to someone that acts like a dick. They rarely have anything to say which is worth listening to as the majority of what they say is piss.

OMG, your a fucking Dong Hole!
OR
When someone is talking shit and has no idea what they are saying: "Are you a dong hole?"

by ms500 October 23, 2007

Konkey dong

Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong

Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!

by MasochistManny March 20, 2020

Dong Diving

When a girl (or other sexual partner) unbuttons your pants and exposes your genitals without any provocation and dives mouth open to said genitals.

We weren't alone for longer than 5 minutes till she went dong diving.

Dude you're hanging out with Claire tonight? she is a dong diver for sure

by Hazazz August 15, 2008