Or Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson, the Dingster is trully a man of his time. The dingster has traversed the Rocky mountains, the atlantic ocean, and has fought in Poland (1939), Holand, Belgium, Northern France, Yugoslavia (now Croatia) and fought alongside general Hoff in the 4th panzer army at the battle of Stalingrad. After the second world war, The Dingster then went on to join NATO and the United states in their global effort against communism, fighting in Korea, vietnam, and even in Cuba against castros regime. during the Cold war, Caleb was able to find a way to reverse aging itself and would go on to found the bank of america and to invent the quadrocycle. As of 1990 and the end of the cold war, Caleb the reversed his age to relive a new life in modern society. Today Caleb "Kaiser" Parkinson now lives in a small town called Shitman where he goes under the title The Dingster to stop new threats posed against the earth such as radical feminism, radical islam, overwatch, dank meme obuse, Hillary Clinton, Furries, and other Kin. Notible sidekicks/allies of the dingster are: The Living spine, The Chod, Anewman: Eunich Monk, Mack Daddy, and jyoungman1161, together this band of "super" heros fight side by side to fight against anything to cancerous for this planet.
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