hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.

Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works

by Blu_leef January 28, 2024

Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew

Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew

by korean phil January 14, 2023

Morning Dew

The female equivalent to a male’s “morning wood”. When a women wakes up with a moistened vagina.

I woke up today with morning dew, so I capitalized on it by having some great morning sex!

by Mr.Wick February 15, 2023

Dew Drop

A person who repeatedly calls other people snowflakes because they can't handle any sort of criticism to their world view.

The dew drop called the people on reddit a snowflake because they didn't approve of his racism.

by thedaddyman December 16, 2022

Will dew

Simply complying to something, but when what you’re being asked to do takes under 5 minutes.

Ariana: “Can you get me my chicken leash, its on the countertop.”
Daniel: “Will dew.”

by uonkog December 28, 2022

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023