Hit the Deck

To get high or stoned, by smoking marijuana.

'Hey Man, are we going to hit the deck tonight?'

'I Hit the Deck hard last night!'

by Mary Jay Wana March 7, 2009

ass on deck

When a gentleman is spending time with a lovely lady and the act of coitus is openly imminent.

Did you see Dr. Taco last night? He was with that crazy black girl who knew she was getting boinked super hard. While he was getting upset because of some pranks his friends had played on him, the girl started shouting you've got "ass on deck" in an attempt to get him into the bedroom.

by Franklin and Bash June 9, 2011

swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!

"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."

by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Sky Deck

The leaving of fecal matter on top of the tank of ones toilet. One level higher than the upper deck.

I just upper decked that toilet, i need to one up this. I guess it's time to sky deck.

by Craig Y. June 3, 2010

poop deck

the act of a male splooging inside of a females anus and then she goes on to fart the man juices out of her anus onto an innocent bystanders face and then you and/or your partner slowly lick the cum off of the bystanders face.

Dude I totally poop decked Stacy and Kate last night!

by andreric February 27, 2014

Top-deck

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"

Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016

Top Deck

Half head of dark coloured hair with light coloured hair on the top. Half and Half hair colour.

Many hairdressers wear their hair like this, dark underneath and blonde on top.

Reminiscient of a block of top deck!!

by DidiLeesh June 30, 2011