Dang Bros

Men who live in Denver, but leave the city every single weekend during the winter months to snowboard or participate in other manly activities in the mountains. Most dang bros have 9-5 jobs during the week, but flee for the mountains on the weekends to add value their manhood. During the summer months, dang bros can often be found in the mountains camping, hiking 14’ers, slaying wild animals and being manly. This dang bro behavior leads to slim pickings for the women of Denver during weekends, belittling the value of ‘Menver.’

I have a crush on this dang bro I met last week becasue he is sexy AND manly.

Dang bros for life!

I want to date a dang bro because then I can act single on the weekend.

I want to become a dang bro because chicks will dig me.

by Urly April 10, 2009

Dangah Close

The gender opposite of a blumpkin. When a guy goes down on a girl while she is taking a shit. It is called dangah close becuase your tongue is very close to the shit hole while shit is coming out.

"Yo man after I got dat blumpkin from becky she said 'my turn' and I had to give her dat dangah close"

by Q-Ball13 January 25, 2010

daggot

Combination of a douchebag and faggot. Reserved only for the douchiest of lady-men.

Male Colts fan: "Did you see Tom Brady's hair?!"

Female Colts fan: "Oh yeah! Does he think he looks cool with his mullet hanging out the back of his half-helmet? What a fucking daggot!"

by b-dob February 27, 2011

danagerous

The duck that is gangster. You must obey this duck. For she is thugged out like the missing member of the Insane Clown Possy. Her biceps bulge like the stomach of a sumo wrestler. Dont let her little frame fool you, she's backed by a pitbull mommy duck and an angry gorilla.

"See that girl over there in the cheerleading outfit? She's danagerous."

"I don't want to walk this dark alleyway in the middle of the bronx, it looks danagerous."

"New York aint got nothin on me, i'm Danagerous"

by The Angry Gorilla March 23, 2007

Dagger

(dagg-er)-n- A rowdy, wild, and crazy looking and acting man. Could possibly be a criminal and/or feisty. They usually have a mullet or shaved head and some type of grouchy facial hair. Appear to be very rough around the edges.

They are most likely to be found in an Australian Crime Group, European Criminal Squad, Southeastern USA Fighting Team, or Irish Junkie Clique.

1. (Being a Dagger) Dagger: Oi, I'm from an Australian Crime Group, I'm robbin ye!

2. (Looking like a Dagger) Brother 1: Dude look I got a mullet! Isn't it sweet?

Brother 2: Gross man, you just look like a dagger now.

by My Brother Is A Dagger January 6, 2009

Hot Dang

Refers to a specific sexual act. A midget dressed in a bear furry suit. Ideally with a ranger hat. As the man is climaxing he screams out "only you can prevent forest fires!"

Since she was under five feet, I guess last night we had a hot dang.

by AECOM February 14, 2009

ding-dang

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.

You: This is gonna be the last time you insult my momma, Xia-Xoh. The shit be on now!
Xia-Xoh: You wanna take this outside?
You: No. I want to stay in here and play Ding-Dang!
The bar goes silent

by cap'n zack August 29, 2006