cyberactive

Hyperactive + digital; constant, frantic activity involving digital communication.

The guy next to me sure loves in-cabin wi-Fi! He was texting, tweeting, facebooking all the way from Chicago. What a cyberactive !

by radgtr October 9, 2009

cyber-loneliness

The feeling you feel at the instant you have something to say, but no one to say it to, except your twitter or facebook status.

The number of twitters she made each day suggested to us she was suffering from a severe case of cyber-loneliness

by nzmidge February 16, 2010

Cyber third-wheel

Any person who attempts to engage in unwanted electronic conversation (ie. texting, instant messaging, etc.) with another person who is concurrently skyping, texting, or messaging another person. (Especially his or her significant other.)

Velma: Hey, so have you talked to Susan lately?
Tracy: I was on facebook chat with her yesterday, but she was on a skype date with her boyfriend, so she didn't say much.
Velma: God, Tracy, even on the internet, you're still a cyber third-wheel.

by bencoar July 24, 2010

cyber testicle

an ingenius online podcast which crudely entertains us with reviews of dr who episodes and big finish.

I'm sick of the fucken shit today, my boss is a cunt and I need something that will stimulate my senses..oh! I forgot that cyber testicle updated and there is an episode waiting for me to wank over.

by lesbian cat fucker June 19, 2010

cyberboarding

(n.) - A form of online torture that consists of immobilizing a subject with endless emails of a trivial nature, thus triggering the mammalian gagging reflex causing the captive to experience sensations of nausea.

If I get one more email from my cousin in Boston telling me for the umpteenth time about what he did last weekend, I am going to puke. His constant stream of email messages is nothing but cyberboarding pure and simple, and I plan to put a stop to it as soon as possible.

by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010

Cyber Clone

The process where you take someone who's not on the internet myspace, facebook etc. This person is usually someone whom you dislike, or a friend who deserves to be trolled, and you make a phony userpage, add multiple friends, and troll every last one of them. Once your friend enters the real world the following day, he/she will come to notice that everyone despites him/her...thus UNLEASHING a 10/10 troll.

lets go cyber clone this douche!

by Arte-Stopher March 25, 2011

Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.

"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"

by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011