Beef curtains

Extended and long hanging lavia, found on women that have been very sexually active.

That girl at the party, Tanner, had the longest beef curtains.

by Niglet32 July 20, 2011

Beef Curtains

When a girl has had too much sex, her Vulva usually resembles beef curtains.

"I bet that slut's vagina looks like beef curtains!"
"Her beef cutains flap in the wind!"

by Paulaa February 20, 2007

Meat Curtain

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.

She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.

by BFD007 January 23, 2010

curtain call

a return to the lavatory for an 'encore dump' or a 'second sitting'

wow, i just had to have a curtain call with that one

by sean February 07, 2005

meat curtains

Term used to describe the excessive length of a woman's labia

Man when I pulled down her draws I screamed like a teenage school girl. I couldn't tell if I was seeing an open faced roast beef sandwhich, day old deli meat, or the raunchiest set of meat curtains known to man.

by Man Danglelow January 26, 2008

dutch curtains

When you shit on your partners face. And whipe their face away as if drawing the curtains.

Gorge said to Martha as they where going to bed. After we fornicate don't forget your Dutch curtains .

by Popular culture May 01, 2015

Lace curtain

A type of censorship exercised by feminists to suppress the publication of opposing views.

My letter to the editor about discrimination of men never made it through the lace curtain.

by Yoda-c July 15, 2018