Captain crunch tastes gud
by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
by Dlancelot December 20, 2017
by BarfingChicken December 12, 2018
Highly dangerous statue, capable of extremely fast movement when not being observed. Snaps necks, making a ‘crunch’ sound. Commonly known as SCP-173.
D Class 1: Oh shit, it’s Captain Crunch! Keep your eyes on it!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
D Class 2: Blinking!
Captain Crunch snaps D Class 2’s neck.
D Class 2: CRUNCH!
by Natquik May 24, 2020
A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.
Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore
by crinch cronch November 28, 2018
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020