crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

Crunch Fetish

A niche sub-section of foot fetishes. The fetish involves biting down on people's toes to listen to the crunch.

Used in direct opposition to a Chew Fetish.

"If I bite down on her piggies and they CHEWY... she belongs to the streets."
"Yeah you've always had a crunch fetish, captain."

by risograph July 30, 2024

cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.

Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!

by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022

Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.

I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.

by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019

Capitan Crunch

When Johnny Depp punches Amber Heard in the skull.

Hey man what do you call Capitan crunch? Its when Johnny Depp punches Amber heard in the skull.

by Bunger? July 13, 2023