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Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of
Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack
by sierrxrose April 2, 2019
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Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus
Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house
by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019
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Crunch

If your number sounds off by one when counting time then your answer is crunch.
I've been watching music charts TV from 1998 to 2001 that's 3 years right? No your answer is crunch that's actually four if you count the year 2000!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 18, 2019
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Crunch

When you're doing your girl and you eat her out, and you hear a loud sound.

When u pull out a crunch bar in class.
by White boi69 September 26, 2019
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Crunch

When you're about to knock somebody out or punch someone
Da'Jon: "I'm finna crunch his dumbass"
by GAZER GAZER SO October 1, 2019
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Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.
by Nshane100 May 21, 2018
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Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.
Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch
by Dlancelot December 19, 2017
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