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schrodinger's creep

When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
by Ok but seriously this is a wor September 12, 2020
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012
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friend creep

When an ex or current partner begins adding your social media friends to their account without your knowledge.
Lori is again on her mission of friend creep. This past week she has added 10 of my friends on different social media sites.
by Mr. Creston August 31, 2013
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creeping with style

When a girl knows you're creeping but is ok with it.
Ex: Look at that old guy in the VIP inviting girls to his table, he's creeping with style!
by Creepneleous October 7, 2013
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Car Creeps

When the car park is full and the driver begins following random people walking in the hope they are about to leave the car park with their cars so they can get a space.
Sarah: "Ugh J C Penneys was full of car creeps today."
by Clitty McClitus March 18, 2012
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Collar Creeping

When a person's collar needs adjusting because it's crept up their neck/ is wonky/ looks silly.
Oh crap, my collar's creeping.
Hey boy, your collar creeping is out of control.
by Curly Kangeroo July 15, 2011
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proof-creeping

Proof-creeping occurs when one receives a friend request but before accepting, you view your profile to make sure there is nothing that would offend the potential friend before they creep your profile. Much like proofreading a document before submitting it to a professor or giving a presentation.
Matt: When I get friend requests on Facebook, I creep my page to see what they'll be creeping.

Andrew: Wouldn't that be proof-creeping?
by Captain Cleedus August 22, 2011
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