Lara Craig

She is a bitch.

Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.

by the25thbam August 8, 2019

Craig

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.

Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig

by King spud the first January 1, 2023

Craig Hole

A Craig Hole is a location where Craig’s crawl out of hole around the age of 40, some rarer Craig Holes have them pop out around 30. as you’ll never meet one any young

There’s a few Craig’s in this town, must be a Craig Hole

by Dave Ferrit April 17, 2024

National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31

Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle

by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019

Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

craig wilkins

Craig wilkins who teaches 8th grade is the hottest person alive and deserves the world

Craig wilkins is super hoy

by Medopedo April 17, 2021

mitch craig

Is a midget but also not a midget at the same time.

He was so short he looked like a mitch craig

by Bigdaddy96024 April 4, 2019