conroe

A town about a thirty minite drive north of Houston,Texas with a population that consists of mostly black and hispanic people. All the white people hang out together in the subdivitions along the highway and FM1314 while the rest hang in "Little Mexico" and downtown by the railroad tracks. It is also the county seat of Montgomery County and for some weird reason there is this arch conecting two buildings down town that reads "Birth place of the Texas flag" that I bet a million bucks isn't true.

"Is there anything to do in this town exept smoke weed and go to the roller rink?"
"Nope man, Conroe has nothing to offer."

by linskaye December 30, 2005

carrot cunt

A lady with red/orange/ginger/Titian-coloured pubic hair upon her minge. Usually also having the same coloured head hair. But NOT ALWAYS. BEWARE.

"Hello nice Asian lady, may I finger you?"
"Yes."
"FUCK! A ... a carrot cunt?!"
"HAI!"

by facadie September 28, 2007

baby carrot

An extremely large clitoris. (as defined per Trish from Tuscon,AZ in a drunken fit by the pool in Las Vegas)

As I went down on the girl I pulled back her flappy labia to reveal a giant baby carrot, much larger than my kernel of corn.

by Kevind1207 August 17, 2006

carrot

an orange vegetable that grows in the ground, tastes good when ripe

My favorite food is the carrot.

by Bugs Bunny April 2, 2003

Corroded Johnson

Recieving a Handjob with a wet piece of sandpaper while under the influence of drugs or alcohol .If you notice what is happening and you are in pain, you know you've had a Corroded Johnson

man, i went to my friends house for a sleepover and his mom gave me a Corroded Johnson..Thrice!

by Nick. Hienz April 29, 2005

loaded and corroded

1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.

1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"

2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Carroll Park Manor

A place in which your business is everyone's business and what's yours belongs to everyone.

Carroll Park Manor is despicable. People take others spaces like crazy and most are left to get away with it. People also cannot respect each other, boundaries or property, to include pets! Kids are not taught anything and wreak havoc as they please. I might add that this also goes for a few of the adults. We might as well all be living in the same house.

by angelaia December 13, 2008