dirty cooker

(slang) someone who has anal sex. After the anal sex, the person who was the giver cums on a table, and the reciever sucks it up through a straw.

Dirty cookers are disgusting.

by Courtney N June 20, 2006

Vege Cooker

The act of giving someone a big swing to the side of the back of their head, not killing them but making them a vegetable for eternity.

Connor gave Max a Vege Cooker and now he needs a wheelchair.

by Jesatan October 5, 2016

ima cook u boi

When ur about to roast someone and ur like

"Ima cook u boi"

by Imacooku April 3, 2017

Monster Cook

Something your friends trick you into searching and now you have some weird porn on your computer

Hey Timmy, search up monster cook you'll get a pirate movie!

by anonymous June 10, 2017

cory cook

a really red kid who is always on his phone

Cory Cook died from heat exhaustion because he's so white

by kyleholdenisabeast September 18, 2017

Jamie Cook

Jamie Cook is the guitarist of the british band Arctic Monkeys. His birthday is on 8 July 1985. He is married and has a child

Jamie Cook on the BROWN guitar

by death_ramp July 23, 2018

Slow Cook

To tie a girl down and use a vibrator for a specific amount of time (depending on recipe). then once cooked and quivering, eating her like pork ribs.

Oh you're kinky huh? Too easy, I'll slow cook you like it's Thanksgiving.

by Icshortstuff July 12, 2019