Colten

The best guy you could ever be with. He gives the best foot rubs and his kisses are fireworks-in-the-background worthy. He would do anything to see you smile. If you have a Colten, you're the luckiest girl in the world.

That's my Colten.

by Natyr July 30, 2016

vodka colonic

(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.

In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.

by The Sinator November 7, 2009

GD Colon

Not a furry

"You're GD Colon", says the man to Phil.

by Quetzer January 16, 2020

colonoscopy

A medical excuse to anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the digestive tract.

Tom's colonoscopy revealed he had a cyst in his small intestine.

by Thillbilli December 27, 2005

Colon Fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

"He is a total colon fisherman."

by "Hot" Karl Marx November 10, 2006

Coltin

A guy with a big dick, brown eyes and brown hair, amazingly sweet, very chill, amazing at relationships, and a very loveable person.

Damn Coltin, that is a nice dick!
Damn, that Coltin is very hot...

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Colon Three

Word version of the smiley :3
its pretty much a hamster face,sort of a butt mouth.
You use the when your happy,blissful,peaceful,etc.

Look at my new shoes! :3 Colon three!

by maddiechan December 25, 2006