cold-copy

From the latest news dispatches of reporter firings:

what you submit for publication, containing previous work, and palming it off as new and original, because you mistakenly thought you could use your own content, and besides, you're on dead-line, or lazy or don't give a fuck

"Just before firing me, the Chief said, all red-faced, self-plagiarism is not permitted here--take your cold-copy and pick up your check."

"Bummer what now?"

"My memoirs on being fired from this famous paper."

by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

cold moded

the worst kind of moded. (See also: moded.)

"Dude, you got so moded." "Your mom got so moded." "AWWW.. COLD MODED."

by Skidmore August 21, 2005

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

by khaki joe July 8, 2009

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014