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Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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molotweet cocktail

A tweet posted to kick-off a targeted hacker attack, start a firestorm of controversy, or incite a flame war.
This term is derived from molotov cocktail, a low-cost firebomb popular among revolutionaries. A molotweet cocktail was posted by @Anon_Operation on Dec. 8, 2010 as a call to fire denial of service attacks against Mastercard and Visa in retaliation for their withholding of card-holder donations to Wikileaks. Once the molotweet cocktail was posted, a barrage of attacks brought down the cardholders in 3 minutes flat. Using Twitter to recruit volunteers, @Anon_Operation shared an executable and instructions to allow Twitter users to join the bot-net attack. This was the first time in history that civilians voluntarily enrolled to join a political internet war with such major global impact.

A less incendiary form of molotweet cocktail is posting flame-inciting tweets like "Why don't all women just get boob jobs already?"
by Silver-Tongued Angel December 9, 2010
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Death In Clapham - Cocktail

A cocktail made famous by the great writer and author J.G. Nowak. Recipe: Pour 25ml of Ouzo over ice into a champagne glass, top up with champagne, garnish with lemon and consume. Tradionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
The Death In Clapham - Cocktail is traditionally drunk on New Years Eve in some parts of South West London.
by JGN January 1, 2014
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Romanian Cocktail

Noun: When 2 or more people defecate into cups, and proceed to mix them up in a mixer. Then proceeds to drink the item produced.
Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day

Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Crack dealer October 9, 2018
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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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HBC (cocktail)

A cocktail equal parts Early Tymes Whiskey and Diet Pepsi, served either lookwarm, or with ice, most often at minifridge temperature, in a red plastic cup. Most often consumed in New Enlgand, but reports of their presence in Lebanon cannot be ignored.
Exscuse me, do you mind adding a little more whiskey to my diet pepsi? I would like to have an HBC (cocktail)
by Wordest101010 October 23, 2010
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Kike Cocktail

A concoction combining an energy drink with amphetamines, prepared by opening pharmaceutical capsules, crushing the enclosed spheroids into a fine powder, and mixing the resulting substance into a beverage such as Red Bull, Celsius, or NOS. When the powder is placed in a shot glass and dropped into a glass of energy drink, it is sometimes referred to as a "kike car bomb."
You're wired, bro! Did you just have a kike cocktail?
by Rabbi Sperg May 9, 2025
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