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clister

Ordinarily refers to a soft wax used by cross country skiers when conditions are warm, but the better definition is that it's what chicks get when they ride their bike too much.
She rode a century and now she has a clister.
by bike seat lover March 4, 2009
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clusterfucilitation

\ˈkləs-tər-ˌˈfək-ˌsil-ə-ˈtā-shən\

The term is broadly used to describe any activity that makes tasks for others difficult or near impossible to complete.

It is used in business and organizational settings to ensure the designing and running of completely confusing meetings. Usually led by 2 or more people with diverging opinions of the purpose of said meeting. Subsequently resulting in the lack of clear action items or coherent communications. Making the entire experience useless for all involved.

Alternate spelling(s): clusterfuckcilitation, clusterfuxilitation
What just happened? So many people were talking over each other I have no idea who was running the meeting. I feel like I know less about our business approach than when I entered the room. That was such a clusterfucilitation!
by jksurfer September 19, 2009
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Wal-Mart Clusterfuck

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."
by comorbid June 14, 2010
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clutterful

understanding and accepting an untidy area, which contains a variety of objects
that female has a very clutterful purse
by NFTi35 October 10, 2008
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Clustrafuck

A large group of people that seem to get in the way no matter what angle you attempt to take to get through it. Tends to block main entrances or lobby areas in any type of building.
Todd: Hey man! You were late for our Dad's Make A Difference class at the CC!

Gary: I know dude, there was a giant clustrafuck right outside the main entrance. I was about ready to plow over everyone.
by Mrpissedoffatpeople March 14, 2012
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clusterfucking

with the whole office in on the project the clusterfucking began
by Jester December 24, 2002
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closter

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter
by behindyou_45 March 6, 2005
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