Dick Clark

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010

clanked

when dancing and a dudes balls clank together making an odd sound

I was so embarrassed last night while dancing with my lady friend I clanked!

by geex ( geek and sexy) November 17, 2010

shlack clack kachoom

the sound of a round being chambered in a shotgun and being fired

The duck goes...QUACK, QUACK!

The cow goes...MOOO!

The shotgun goes...shlack clack kachoom!

by E April 7, 2005

Cask

A cask is a cat dollar.

Cat 1 - Yo, I'll lick yo butt fo 3 casks!
Cat 2 - I can't, I already owe you 20 casks for last night!

by Hyper-pooper July 29, 2009

clankered

To shit ones pants in the most funniest of ways.

Nicola: Ah no I just clankered my nicks.

by Lora Logic July 8, 2007

caskai

An absolute cunt.

K-Dawg: I fucking hate you caskai did you know that.
Caskai: Yes mate, im such a cunt.
Daddy: Mmm i like cunts.

by Donkey_sex January 12, 2016

Clark kelley

Piece of shit. No one really likes him he's just always there and no one knows why and always a sarcastic piece of shit with no friends

Wow Clark Kelley is really a piece of shit! No wonder he has no friends

by Verygrimcheddarcheese August 19, 2017