Clapper

A fast slap shot in the game of hockey. Goaltenders avoid these type of shots.

Joel ward just fucking shot a clapper, eh?

by Cja17 June 4, 2016

Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.

Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.

by DivineJustice November 19, 2010

clapper rail

1- The hand rail around the main stage of the subpar strip club.
2 - The subway route that the local gonorrhea infested hookers work.

1-Look at Bubbles up there dancing on the Clapper Rail.

2- I have to now make a dr appointment, because I got so drunk the other night and took the Clapper Rail home.

by Jacqueline Danielle 777 November 20, 2014

Clamped raw

This word is not for the faint of heart. Used in a rare but undeniable instance where a clip or clamp of any sort(I.e. hair clip, c-clamp) is used absolutely raw on a piece of meat or exposed flesh.

Trap house Barry: hey potluck Bailey! How’s school going?

Potluck Bailey: *takes out her hair clip and clamps it on trap house Barry’s arm flesh*

Still potluck Bailey: hahahahaha got you soooooo gooooooooood boyo. Boy oh boy boyo. Boy’s boiled, spoiled, and foiled like a boy’s oboe oh boy boyo!!!

Trap house Barry: what the fuck did you even just say bitch?!?! I’m literally clamped raw now that you did that!!!

Everyone nearby: oh my gosssshhhh he’s sooooooooooooo clamped raw right now!!!

Potluck Bailey: yeah I clamped you soooo raw and I’d do it again every time! Hmmmmmmph humph!

by Bro Jake March 26, 2023

sag clapper

#1. A person who masturbates with a pillow over the age of 85.
#2. A young adult having sex with someone over the age 92.

#1. "My Grandpa is a sag clapper because his pillow is crusty and yellow!"

#2 "Jim over there is a sag clapper!"

by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

defense capped

A term describing one's expectance of a situation. Can also be used to describe a person unprepared to deal with a given situation.

friend one "I think your ex is over there with another guy"
friend two "I wasn't defense capped for this..."

by sphynxx January 10, 2011

sunset clapper

A type of person, usually a hypster and/or a vegan, that likes to watch the sunset. And, in order to better aknowledge the magnific event he/she is witnessing, this person claps. Cherring the sun

Average hypster says: "Ah bravo, this sunset was amazing, hourra to mother earth for allowing us to witness this moment"

Average joe replies: "you really are a sunset clapper queen"

by ragnarok666 October 9, 2017