Chesterfield Chili Dog

Noun: The act of taking one’s own penis and pulling it up between the cheeks of the ass then farting diarrhea on the it.

Billy: “Hey Brandon, wanna go up to Steve’s for a Chesterfield Chili Dog?”
Brandon: “Sure Billy, that’s sounds divine!”

by Malbojia December 13, 2021

Smothered Chili Dog

After doggy style when a man ejaculates in a woman and pulls out and places his penis under her clit as the ejaculate drops from the vagina onto the penis, and the penis is rubbed against the clit aka the bean.

We experienced quite a messy smothered chili dog last night, I don’t know if most of the fluid was mine or hers!

by UnholyGuacamole April 24, 2022

Alabama Chili Bag

The act of striking someone with an excrement filled pillow case.

During a pillow fight, Hedgecock got Anderson with the ol' Alabama Chili Bag.

by Girthworm August 6, 2022

5-way chili

3-way chili + onions AND beans. 4-way is onions OR beans

Nostalgic for Cincinnati Skyline Chili, 3-way chili, 4-way chili or 5-way chili

by eagle8eye October 11, 2013

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

gold star chili

When a gold star lesbian takes a shit on your chest.

I'm gonna fill that cup full of gold star chili.

by Franko Dela Reese January 5, 2017

The Tallis chalice

A solid gold cup made for Lord Gareth Buttqueef Tallis The third in 1682. He had it made with the intention of sipping his wife’s breastmilk from it on late summer evenings.

It has been passed down the Tallis family from father to son since.

Big Tallis: “take a sip from the Tallis chalice”

Little Tallis: “okay Dad “

Big Tallis: “you are a man now. “

by Little_swing_big_ding January 7, 2019