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Tear Chugging

The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?

Criminal 2 - stealing!

Criminal 3 - battery!

Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!

Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.

Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.

Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.

Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.

Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
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Chug

a offensive word for a First Nation Person
by Chugger March 20, 2021
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Russian Chug

Is a distilled beverage made up primarily of water and ethanol. AKA, Vodka.
Dude, I drank some Russian Chug last night and still woke up drunk.
by NinjaBoxDrop April 18, 2014
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Chug Jug Lifeform

When a person becomes really fat and tall and wears overalls, they become a chug jug Lifeform
Yoo bro, since jenny started wearing overalls, she looks like a chug jug Lifeform
by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025
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national chug day

on april 15, chug everything you drink today till it’s empty
on national chug day drink the whole bottle or cup of every bev u have.
bottoms up.
by Wjjsje April 11, 2019
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chug

to drink a lot of a drink in one sitting typically being quick
he chugged his coffee as he was late for work.
by Drewskies June 9, 2021
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Chug Day

September 29th is chug day, you drink chug every liquid that comes your way
Jeremy: I just chugged a 2 litre of iced tea

Richard: oh right it’s Chug Day
by Mister Bister Pister September 29, 2023
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