christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover December 13, 2006

White Christmas

When a female (or male) partner who has allowed the semen or their partner (or multiple others if done at a group event) to dry on their bodies - stands above their sexual partner and flicks off the white flakes of semen onto their body.

Jennifer gave Mike a White Christmas when they got home from the orgy.

by Yoga13 June 12, 2021

Christmas

1. Annual commercial carnival which celebrates the birth of the Shopping Centre, usually lasting about 4 fucking months and starting earlier every year, Christmas 2005 is expected to start in August.

2. Festive period when everybody seems to go absolutely crazy, small children lose the ability to keeps their mouths shut and normally quiet individuals turn into shopping obsessed morons.

3. Time of the year in which we are supposed to rejoice in the goodness of life and forgive our fellows for their transgressions.

1. Girl - "It'll be Christmas again soon you know."

Guy - "Fuck off will you its only fucking August!"

2. Kid - "Daddy, daddy, daddy please buy me this for Christmas!"

Father - "Gibber, Gibber, dribble dribble "

3. Annoyingly happy bastard - "Merry Christmas!"

Normal person - "Piss off, fucktard!"

by Lykan December 7, 2004

Christmas

Originally celebrated the birth of Christ. Now a time for little kids and the like to get overexcited about the arrival of a magical, bearded fat man who shimmies down their chimney to toss a bunch of presents under a big, green tree full of pine needles that otherwise wouldn't be allowed as a centerpiece for the living room.

Santa Christmas presents holiday Christians saint nick reindeer celebration egg nog gifts season winter

by Realgoodone December 18, 2011

sleepy christmas

When someone sets their scrotum on a sleeping person's chin, and sings a Christmas carol.

Santa gave Mrs. Claus a good old fashioned sleepy Christmas this year!

by ecent June 15, 2010

Christmas Ear Rape

A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.

Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!

by Chip Davis December 22, 2010

Hippy Christmas

(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.

(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.

"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"

or

"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"

by El Tristo August 3, 2006