This man...This man..So basically hes a lunatic but like..hes a fucking softie..hes a full on dirty minded lunatic softie and its crazy. The act he puts around others so that nobody suspects hes a zombie is incredible..hes basically perfect
Oh Chronic Ragnarokis so clingy. Idk wtf to type here
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Acquiring Superman's own testicles after smoking some of the best marijuana youve had in a while. Like liquid courage, but better. This is that strength to carry your friend back to his place after a shit faced night. This is that power to make a move on the fine ass girl you've been talking to. This is that self fulfilling prophecy that you use to justify your last mediocre purchase. This leads to either a night of regret, legend status, or just some munchies.
Homie 1: Yo I fucked Monica last night.
Homie 2: Dude! How???
Homie 1: I had some serious-ass chronic courage after I got that white widow made her hotline bling around 11pm. She was down to fuck.
Homie 2: #legend

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by Northern Kush March 12, 2016
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A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!
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Chronic Bitchianism Syndrome
the popular and growing disease which comes 4rm the mindset that a girl has to be rude, uncaring and indecent to be "cool".
It is a communicable disease, treatment unknown...
Girl A: omg! its cardi b! she's my IDOL!
Girl B:*drags friend away 4rm tv so she wont contact chronic BS*
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The dance act performed by a "Moses." A rare species in the animal kingdom. The dance somewhat resembles a meerkat doing the Irish river dance after smoking REALLY dank ganja.
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
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