El Sobrante Christian School

The gayest school ever in where saying retarded or gay will get you a detention. You can get a detention for almost anything there, you can get suspended for bumping into people. The Jr. High is the worst the high school is gay too though. Its RETARDED, what ms wells gonna give me a detention???

Dude im so glad im going El Sobrante Christian School, im going to PV for High School another your at el sob i woulda jumped off a building

by Whiteboyapples March 16, 2009

True Christian

A term used to designate one of the Lord's annointed -- a member of the Saved elect, that is, a member of, or one who tithes regularly to God's favorite Church, Landover Baptist. Strictly the term should be followed, when possible, by the Trademark symbol (™).

He is a True Christian pastor at Landover Baptist.

by Pastor James December 7, 2005

Jewish Christian

A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.

Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.

by Adam Cecil June 1, 2006

Conspicuous Christian

Someone who makes a big deal out of their Christian faith, generally to cover their secular sins.

Mark Sanford joins John Ensign as Conspicuous Christians brought down by their own penises.

by Russian Blue October 2, 2009

Jørn Christian

Jørn Christian is a Norwegian expression that goes all the way back to the vikings. Jørn means the hardcore viking that sailed across the seas and fought and plunderd. Very simular to definition Berserk. This Viking got his middle name after endless conquests of widdows across the whole northern hemisfare. The name Christian is accutally top score of a counting system used by the Vikings.

O my god, that guy just reached the ultimate score.

You could say,

O my god, that guy just reached Christian.

If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.

by Berserk Viking February 5, 2010

lubbock christian university

A bubble within itself, everyone knows everyones business. Girls are easy and basball guys are whores. Also known as Love Connection University because you well probably get married in the first year.

Brett and Destynee must go to Lubbock Christian University.

by XOXOXOGossip Girl March 8, 2009

Christiaana

A one of a kind earthy, modern,passionate and relentless chick that hasn't come out of her shell yet, but when she does, she will change the world.

Christiaana trusts that the world will change in the best of ways.

by Yannafly February 5, 2010