Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis

Chrisis a real Mr.Buzzkillington.

by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018

Chris

Legit the sexiest man on the planet. He slays all the pussy and gets all that bread. A total meme lord with the dankest memes. He's got a dick that's at least 20 feet.

-Who's that sexy man?

Oh that's Chris

by McDuggle December 18, 2018

Chris

Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.

Chris yo toes ugly af boy!

by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018

Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.

Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week

by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018

Chris

Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls

Chris is mostly mixed with Spanish or Jamaican

by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018

Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.

Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up

by Chubs09 September 27, 2018

Chris

A chris is a person who is honest and funny, who will always be there for someone even if he does not like them. A Chris is someone you know you can count on and trust to be there for you even when you can't be there for yourself. Find yourself a chris, there the greatest

Is that a chris?
You bet it is!

by Rosey King May 31, 2018