chip friend

A "friend" who only likes you when you have something they want eg. chips
Ant: Can I have a Dorito?
Bec: What? Do I know you? Stop being a chip friend!
by Doof June 18, 2006
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Burnt Chip

The potato chip and/or chips in the bag with the brown "burnt" stain on them.
My wife always eats the good ones and leaves me with the Burnt Chip.
by gofishgo January 18, 2007
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Get Chipped

To be caught in the crossfire meant for someone else. The target isn't you but you can still have pieces "chipped off" by gunfire (specifically) or unintentionally caught up in a beat down meant for someone else.

"Don't get chipped" - V. Staples basically means mind your business and do your thing. Don't mingle with people who could get you hurt or messed up.
"hey, I heard Ronnie snitched. Don't hang around him for a while. People might be looking for him and you don't wanna get chipped."
by Pope1980 September 21, 2019
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Struttin' a chip

When a middle aged man in a cheap sport coat and polyester trousers walks by briskly and very stifly, revealing no discernable rhythm or style in an effort not to break the potato chip stuffed deep inside his rectum. This is all an effort to hide the fact he runs like a little school girl.
"Look at Sgt. Joe Friday struttin' a chip like he means business"
by Alfonso T. Watt May 09, 2010
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STFU Chips

STFU Chips (Shut-The-Fuck-Up) Chips, Noun
Definition: STFU Chips are a legendary chip brand, that is given to someone who talks way to much at the most inapproiate times. You give them a bag of STFU Chips, so they "Shut the fuck up" by eating them.
"So like I was saying, I had this really great time a-" Bill said, but was interrupted by Murray

"Heres some STFU Chips, now leave me alone." He said, as Murray gave him a bag of STFU Chips
by Taslan August 01, 2005
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cheap as chips

Famous saying from our fav presenter David Dickinson, who introduced to the saying to his viewing audience (mainly students) on the BBC show Bargain Hunt. Means very cheap, a bargain! Check out www.david-dickinson.net for more.
N.B All Americans 'chips' = 'fries'
Only twenty quid for a ticket- cheap as chips mate!!
by Crazy Days August 03, 2004
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beardy beardy chip chip

A reference to someone who, when high on ecstasy and alcohol, orders a plate of chips from room service at 4am, then proceeds to eat only half the chips, and consequently falls asleep with chips stuck to his beard.
"Paul, don't fall asleep or you may roll in your chips, then you will be beardy beardy chip chip"

"You have chips stuck to your beard, you are beardy beardy chip chip"
by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006
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