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Chew

A refreshing drink, like cola, lemonade, or pop.
It's hot out here, you gonna get a chew?
by bot.is.nooot.here December 2, 2023
mugGet the Chewmug.
The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.
Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"
by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019
mugGet the Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!mug.

chew

"Chew" is a broad term. It mostly means "dip," which is moist, small shreds of tobacco used in between the lip and gums or lip and cheek, upper or lower. It can also mean loose leaf tobacco or tobacco that is more roughly cut that is chewed. And no, you retards, dip does not have fiberglass in it; it's salt crystals. Speaking of bad things, dip is known to be able to cause oral cancer and such; it can also make your gums recede, or basically "fall down" and have you lose teeth, especially if you don't already have good oral health. The effects of oral tobacco include euphoria, a head rush, increased mood, stimulation, and sometimes relaxation. Negative effects include anxiety, nausea, increased blood pressure and heart rate, and sweating.
Some brands of DIP are Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly, Longhorn, and Timberwolf. Some brands of CHEW are Red Man, Hawken, and Levi Garrett. There are other types of oral tobacco, like dissolving things that look like mints. There are also inhaled forms.
Jason: Yo, Mike, can I cop a lip of chew?
Mike: Jason, you retard, if you "cop a lip," it "be a dip."
Jason: Same shit.
Mike: Alright, look at this bag and then look at this can. Tell me it's the same.
Jason: Wait, so I don't get a lip?...
Mike: Nah, bro. I wouldn't do you like that. Even retards deserve a lip. Let me get my Skoal Berry.
Jim: Did I just hear Skoal Berry? Bro that shit is whack nasty.

Mike: Says the one who dips original.
Jim: Man, shut the fuck up. It's good.
Jason: Mike, even I know not to dip Skoal Berry.
Mike: Well, tell you what Jason, I know not to get fucked up off Ativan and Xanax and touch girls at parties!
Jim: True.
mugGet the chewmug.
the person who thinks he is a prince in shining armor but in reality just an egoistic man whose actions are completely opposite.

condescending person specially towards women in his life
jim is "nut in a chewing gum wrapper"he thinks he is a best thing ever happen to susan , but in reality he put her down in every aspect of life and create insecurities for her
by she devil 3 October 27, 2012
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Caramel Chew

A Caramel Chew is lingo derived in Dallas, Tx for a beautiful slim thick woman who is of caramel complexion.
Guy 1: Damn look at that caramel girl right there. She's perfect I just wanna chew her up.
Guy 2: Hell ya bro. She a Caramel Chew.
by ChiefMazi March 18, 2019
mugGet the Caramel Chewmug.

Chew

A chinese jew who normally has tiny mest
by baby321 March 4, 2024
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Jaen Chew

Is a hot and cold person. Sometimes he will be very passionate and sometimes he’s really cold like he don’t want to talking to you. A very hard to know person. Keeps many secrets to himself and you won’t know whether the person u r talking to is the true him.
That’s how Jaen Chew is. You don’t need to care about him.
by I try try only November 12, 2021
mugGet the Jaen Chewmug.

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