chew locked

When your jaw hurts from eating too much. Usually due to mad munchies.

Dude I got chew locked last night at the buffet hard.

by Dabtillitslit December 12, 2016

armpit chew chew

Shuving your dick into the another person armpit and making them say chew chew and make them pull a pretend string. Thus Making the male jizz

You bitch , let me give you an armpit chew chew

by Hyper Chimera November 12, 2015

chew monster

somebody who sucks on the low

I had her at the crib last night, she a mean chew monster

by GXLDENRAYS November 13, 2015

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)

me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.

by ahlaaron April 14, 2019

Russian chew

A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.

Me and Olivia did the Russian chew last night we went back and forth for twenty minutes.

by LoganSin117 December 1, 2019

Chewe

A weird girl that doesn’t know what she wants most of the time . She is usually very insecure but once she grows out of her shell she blossoms into a beautiful human.
Chewe’s are rare so when you find one keep them close to your heart . They can be hard to work with in the beginning but the work is worth it . They are selfish honest lovers and that makes them loyal . Chewe’s are also super smart but usually don’t believe in themselves

Boy:“Chewe is the most most awkward person I know but it’s okay because we like awkward”

by Sleazysloth December 18, 2019