Jezus Cheetos

A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.

"Jezus Cheetos Sonny-Jim, get a fucking grip.

by _betamax_ June 15, 2018

Cheeto dusting

When a fat ginger sneaks by with a fart. Crop dusting but with gingers only.

Gearal the fat ginger Cheeto dusting the buffet table.

by 4$$5013 August 3, 2022

MY HOT CHEETOS

THE MOST ADDICTING THING TO EAT!

MY HOT CHEETOS DON'T TOUCH ........I BITE

by DONTTOUCHMYCHEETOS February 21, 2020

Cheeto-Chop

The slicing and dicing from a overly protective/possessive girlfriend, fiance, or wife when you mess with her man. Look at him wrong and this cute kitten turns into a vicious hyena. If you want to keep your face intact I suggest looking the other direction, or else you'll be feeling the wrath of freshly done nails from the paws of a wild Jazzy.

She was looking at my man too hard so I Cheeto-Chopped that hoe.

"Did you see that girls face!? She must have got Cheeto-Chopped!"

I'm a professional at the Cheeto-Chop

by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020

Wrinkled cheeto

donald trump

"Donald Trump is a Wrinkled cheeto"

by uwillneverguess February 5, 2025

Cheeto

A female who has a relatively orange spray tan, fake eyelashes, usually accompanied with platinum blonde hair.

singular: I saw Sam hanging out with that cheeto yesterday.

plural: Did you see that bag of cheetos walking across the field today?

by robin09space February 7, 2020

Cheeto

A nickname for a jokester who makes a crowd laugh for no reason at all. A good friend to talk to without even trying and a legend to many’s hearts. A natural Alpha and a good human being to be around in times of sadness. And also loves to be friends with anyone he can. The name Cheeto comes from mostly comes from eating Cheetos too much. Sometimes being named Cheeto for past sexual relationships.

“Hey man what’s going on?”
“Cheetoooo what up playa?”
“Nothin much just bangin and slangin.”

by Argon the Destroyer of Ladies November 22, 2021