Chav stands for: Council Housed and Violent.
This usually describes a person who lives on a council estate and looks scruffy, these people think that they are better than everyone and are usually found starting fights and being a general nuisance to the public.
This usually describes a person who lives on a council estate and looks scruffy, these people think that they are better than everyone and are usually found starting fights and being a general nuisance to the public.
by Urmumsvag September 5, 2022
Get the Chavmug. An increasingly large minority in the UK, Chavs are often found outside McDonald's by day, occasionally entering to buy 99p cheeseburgers to feed their colony. They are also sometimes found in parks and on benches, especially during mating season. Mating calls typically sound like:
"You got a problem wiv it bruv?"
"OOOOOOOOh! OOOOOOOOOH!"
"We all got swag innit?"
Once a chav has found a chavette mate, typically chosen by how orange her skin is, he will use his aggressive benefits abuse to buy a clapped out Vauxhall Corsa, fit it with mufflers and false alloys, and use it to ease the burden of migration to the corner store every morning, whereupon he will buy a six pack of beer and head on down to McDonald's to meet up with the rest of the pack.
But it is the evening where the chav becomes most notorious. They are known as nocturnal hunters, found on streets late at night and preying upon those who are alone and vulnerable. Once a target has been spotted, the pack will converge upon it, steal all of its valuables and leave Unlike a pack of wolves, however, chavs are well known cowards and rarely operate alone.
By the time the chav is in his mid twenties, he will probably have a small litter of chav children. They will live off benefits, growing in size and weight until it is time for school. The parent will neglect the journey to school and so the child's life becomes too certain. By the time said child is 11, It will be adopted into the chav lifestyle.
"You got a problem wiv it bruv?"
"OOOOOOOOh! OOOOOOOOOH!"
"We all got swag innit?"
Once a chav has found a chavette mate, typically chosen by how orange her skin is, he will use his aggressive benefits abuse to buy a clapped out Vauxhall Corsa, fit it with mufflers and false alloys, and use it to ease the burden of migration to the corner store every morning, whereupon he will buy a six pack of beer and head on down to McDonald's to meet up with the rest of the pack.
But it is the evening where the chav becomes most notorious. They are known as nocturnal hunters, found on streets late at night and preying upon those who are alone and vulnerable. Once a target has been spotted, the pack will converge upon it, steal all of its valuables and leave Unlike a pack of wolves, however, chavs are well known cowards and rarely operate alone.
By the time the chav is in his mid twenties, he will probably have a small litter of chav children. They will live off benefits, growing in size and weight until it is time for school. The parent will neglect the journey to school and so the child's life becomes too certain. By the time said child is 11, It will be adopted into the chav lifestyle.
RUTTING CHAV: "fuck off you wanker is my turn" "No it bloody well isn't" (fight ensues) "ow fuck off mate thats my stomach you just shanked"
MATING CALLS: "OOOOOOH!" "arright love lets fuck this bench ey"
MUGGING: "lets shank and fuck this old bitch up ey" "Give us yer purse or wee fuck you up real good arright?"
FLEEING FROM THE LAW: "Ayyy its the bloody cops run" "eyyy shit theys onto us lads" "Ow duck he got me boys"
AT HOME: "yeah im going on COD Ghosts, bought with the Xbox One using the taxpayer's money"
MATING CALLS: "OOOOOOH!" "arright love lets fuck this bench ey"
MUGGING: "lets shank and fuck this old bitch up ey" "Give us yer purse or wee fuck you up real good arright?"
FLEEING FROM THE LAW: "Ayyy its the bloody cops run" "eyyy shit theys onto us lads" "Ow duck he got me boys"
AT HOME: "yeah im going on COD Ghosts, bought with the Xbox One using the taxpayer's money"
by King Horace IV December 31, 2013
Get the Chavmug. A parasitic infection originating in Northern England, but has spread to the whole country and beyond. Chavs will try to mark their territory by attempting to chip down the concrete curb with a hammer to make it easier for Siamese-strollers to get up and down on their daily trips to McDonalds.
by Percy Thrillington September 24, 2020
Get the Chavmug. ( Great Britian )Teens and pre teens who think they're all big and hard distrubting peace. Male chavs usually wear the same smelly tracksuits with bum bags and ride bikes everywhere, whilst female Chavs have slug eyebrows, orange skin and wears slutty clothes trying to show off their non existing figure, not to mention the ugliest bush looking bun. Usually spotted outside of McDonald's. Chavs favourite shopping brands include Nike, adidas, ellese ,puma and more. Most locals would want to avoid walking around them.
"Oh shit look theres chavs outside McDonald's."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
"Aight we're going KFC instead."
Chat language:
"Who the fuck do ya fink ya talkin to ya tramp?"
"I'll knock him out mate muver's life."
by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019
Get the Chavmug. A: omg look it's a chav
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
the chav: *violently shaking* hAvE A lIttLe FaItH In Me Yeaah I'Ts aLl I neEd YeAh
by @goochie_grease on tiktok September 1, 2020
Get the Chavmug. Basically the people who are left behind in society in Britain, they often wear the same tracksuits and stuff, they might either have a Cex drawstring bag around them or a JD sports drawstring bag around them. They can be kinda racist too, I was once told to “go back to my country” by chav, chavs made up most of the BNP voters and a lot of EDL supporters were chavs, there is such thing as football chavs to which are basically chavs but there insanely into football
by Leomclaren April 28, 2021
Get the Chavmug. A person unworthy of basic human rights and are also probably unaware of such things. Their innate abilities are formed early in life, when they develop skills such as stealing, which progresses into full blown robbery of the taxpayer when they come of age to spawn offspring. Though they have been considered vile creatures in the last decade, the past few years have seen the chav become a stylish social class and members of the chav cult have been renowned for relying on mainstream media to know of their news, music, etc. Celebrities and 'pop' stars are also responsible for producing chavs with their disgusting art. Indeed, the chav has truly evolved into a body of persons who believe themselves glamour deities and socialites. If it weren't for their inability to use their brain and think for themselves, chavs would be an almost acceptable spectacle to society. Numbers of chavs have improved with social media as well, using sites such as facebook, twitter and others to share their repugnant exploits with the world.
"Hey Becky, have you got yer Juicy trackies and rollers yet?"
"Waiting on them."
"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.
"Waiting on them."
"You're such a chav." The first girl says, listening to her pop music and texting her 'older' more 'mature' boyfriend who reckons he's all 'ard' using her blackberry bold.
by Eddie Keller November 29, 2013
Get the Chavmug.