more chance of Diddy being innocent

An idiom meaning there’s no fucking way in hell something will happen since it’s basically impossible for Diddy to be found not guilty.

There’s more chance of Diddy being innocent than us having gay sex tonight.

by Sean "P. Diddy/Puffy" Combs May 12, 2025

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

last chance to look at me hector

ding ding ding ding ding

gus said "last chance to look at me hector" to Don Salamanca, only to realize that waltuh had set him up

by afrozendiamond June 9, 2025

Chance

A man who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

"Chance doesn't shut his fucking mouth"

by anonymous February 16, 2024

Chance

A tall skinny white guy whi doesn't take no for an answer or when to shut his mouth

"Chance really doesn't know when to shut the hell up"

by anonymous February 16, 2024

chance thompson

He is literally a god. The best at everything, love, sex, etc. He is very caring and kind, even though he can be mean at times.

Chance Thompson is cool.

by Badboggie06 March 7, 2024

Take the risk or lose the chance

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take

''You should take the risk or lose the chance''

by take a chance with me March 21, 2024